What is the Yeti

Along time ago in a Mongolian foothill, far, far away lived........

The Yeti.................

This is me on a recent trip to the Off-license. As you can see the adverse conditions will make the journey to the pubs and clubs of Mongolia extremely arduous.

I was first named the Yeti on a mission in the Swiss Alpes. At the time I was honking (see definition below) loudly in the general vinicity of the Arolla Glacier. After several small snow slides I managed to scramble to a higher vantage point and omit a sysiemic honk. Hence, in the arctic environment the Yeti was born.

Honk: The honk is an extremely loud noise, which can be omitted when breathing in and constricting the throat muscles. Used in the right circumstances it can be a weapon of suprise and confusion.

Sysiemic honk: Very powerful weapon. This was researched as a weapon of mass destruction by Saddam during the gulf conflict. However, the yeti has learn't to use this tool to perplex his foes.

The existence of the Yeti has been debated and considered for centuries. However, the harsh environment of the Himalayas could not sustian the powerful beast. These is why the Yeti has relocated. traditionally the Yeti was considered my the native populations of the Himilayas to be mythicological anaimal of great power. They believed the Yeti carried a powerful magic stone in its left armpit.